Chili Champion Prints

'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'

"You know, you make one helluva bowl of chili!"

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'No chili today, pal -- our CPR guy has the day off.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Music Student

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"I feel a draft."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Mom's House O' Chili.

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

Working Together

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

Pepper's Costume

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

'A bowl of chili, please.', 'Is that for business or pleasure?'

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The First Tattoo

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

'I hate Mondays!'

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!