Chica Champion Prints

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

A day of domestics...

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'