Chica Champion Mugs

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

How to communicate with a man.

New broom

A day of domestics...