Chili Fan Gifts

Pepper's Costume

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Awkward First Dates

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

Holy Guacamole.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"I feel a draft."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Chilli

A Migrating Chicken

Flamenco

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Why have you come over here?"

Mom's House O' Chili.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

"Kate, I gotta say, you make a mean chili!"

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.