Chili Fan Gifts

Pepper's Costume

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Awkward First Dates

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Dogs and Chickens

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Holy Guacamole.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"I feel a draft."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Flamenco

Chilli

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

Mom's House O' Chili.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Kate, I gotta say, you make a mean chili!"

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'