Flamenco Fan Gifts

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Stage Sketches - Spanish dancer

Flamenco

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A Macaroni in 1772

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Besties Photo

Bake off: Flan B

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Poser

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"They looked smaller on the website."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Carpe the per diem."

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Pepper's Costume

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

Bird on stilts.