Flamingo Fanatics Gifts

"They looked smaller on the website."

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Besties Photo

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

I love bathtime.

Bake off: Flan B

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Poser

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Flamenco

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Teamwork

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Ginger was born to dance.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Bath tube with human feet.

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Your you is unzipped.'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

Fungo range.