Flamingo Aficionado Gifts

'Are you almost done? This isn't easy, you know.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Besties Photo

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

David Attenborough

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Flamenco

Poser

Everything's coming up roses!

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Teamwork

Nut Bomber

Florist

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"They looked smaller on the website."

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.