Flamingo Fanatic Gifts

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

So this 'flamingo'diet, does it work?

'Flamingos'

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Flamingo-ism

Giant Flamingo

"Contrary to popular belief, standing on one foot doesn't make you weigh less."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Candle Portraits.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

I love bathtime.

'Food fight!'

Besties Photo

Bake off: Flan B

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Please pass the fire extinguisher.