Flamingo Fanatic Pillows

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

So this 'flamingo'diet, does it work?

'Flamingos'

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Flamingo-ism

Giant Flamingo

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Candle Portraits.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Science fiction fans on other planets

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

I love bathtime.

Besties Photo

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Food fight!'

Bake off: Flan B

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Helicopter

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Poser

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."