Flamingo Fans Gifts

Flamin-goes & Flaming-stays

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A Macaroni in 1772

Give quiche a chance!

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Frosty, the Golden Years

Besties Photo

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

'Not funny, Lulu!'

Poser

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Flamenco

Teamwork

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

"They looked smaller on the website."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"