Flamenco Fans Gifts

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A Macaroni in 1772

"My guess it's guacamole."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Besties Photo

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Flamenco

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Poser

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Teamwork

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"They looked smaller on the website."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Carpe the per diem."

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'