Flamenco Fans Gifts

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A Macaroni in 1772

"My guess it's guacamole."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Besties Photo

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Poser

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Flamenco

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"They looked smaller on the website."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"Carpe the per diem."

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"