Flamenco Gifts

"Right click twice, now left click."

"You know what? I'm studying Spanish."

(Flamingo Guitar) (Now, remember, I'm a bird!)

A flamingo dancing the flamenco.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A Macaroni in 1772

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Besties Photo

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Poser

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Flamenco

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"They looked smaller on the website."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"I got a beak job."

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Oscar Wilde

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

Bird on stilts.

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

Flamingo in a poncho

'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.'

Chef walking out