Flamenco Gifts

"Right click twice, now left click."

"You know what? I'm studying Spanish."

(Flamingo Guitar) (Now, remember, I'm a bird!)

A flamingo dancing the flamenco.

Rosalia caricature

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A Macaroni in 1772

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Besties Photo

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Poser

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Flamenco

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Teamwork

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"They looked smaller on the website."

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Oscar Wilde

"I got a beak job."

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

Bird on stilts.

"Oh-uh! Dad means business. He's putting his foot down on this one."