Flamenco Enthusiast Gifts

"Right click twice, now left click."

Three spanish girls

6 Brothers Falafel

Star Wars Audience

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Besties Photo

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Year of the Rat

"Batman is unavailable. I'm Manbat."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Flamenco

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Steampunk

"Student unicorn"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"They looked smaller on the website."

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

'I've come as a brownie.'

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

In concert with Garth Vader

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

Oscar Wilde