Flamenco Fanatic Gifts

'Just be patient - the novelty of her Spanish holiday can't last forever.'

Flamingo misunderstands sign.

A flamingo dancing the flamenco.

Rosalia caricature

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Candle Portraits.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

"Which part are you reading for?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Hollywood producer.

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Starvation Watching

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'