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'Just be patient - the novelty of her Spanish holiday can't last forever.'

Flamingo misunderstands sign.

A flamingo dancing the flamenco.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Werewolves of London..."

Candle Portraits.

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Hollywood producer.

Blockbuster Billion Club

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Cinemuck

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'