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"You know what? I'm studying Spanish."

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Orchestra.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Bloody hell!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Canadian film production

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Moby Dick

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Bryan Ferry

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'