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Hugo Chavez.

Prices of public transport in Cuba

Carioca

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

80 years for Montt

Carpe diem

Funky Facts: USA.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Ronald Reagan

Lady Liberty Cools Off

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Bill de Blasio

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

Evo Morales.

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

Wordplay: Verbs.

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Pedro Pablo Kuczynski

Venezuela

He's a true legend, but only the part about dubious veracity.

South America's magnificent Toco Two-can.

Hernan Cortes

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

'Seize the day trader. I love it.'

King Chavez