Flamingo Aficionado T-Shirts

'Are you almost done? This isn't easy, you know.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Besties Photo

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Flamenco

Poser

Everything's coming up roses!

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Teamwork

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Nut Bomber

Florist

"They looked smaller on the website."

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

"I got a beak job."