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"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Big Data Tonight

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Besties Photo

He was too wrapped up in himself.

Dog blows on dandelion.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Flower growing from a bomb.