Flamingo Admirer Gifts

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Besties Photo

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

He was too wrapped up in himself.

Dog blows on dandelion.

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

Flower growing from a bomb.