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Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A Macaroni in 1772

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Give quiche a chance!

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Besties Photo

Frosty, the Golden Years

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Flamenco

'Not funny, Lulu!'

Poser

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Teamwork

"They looked smaller on the website."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"