Flamingo Lover T-Shirts

Yeah, well, I think your lawn ornament is offensive!

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Mad about Roses!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You must have a green thumb."

Dolphin

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Daffodil bulbs

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

The garden lady.

Valentines Day truck

Dino Snack

Besties Photo

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Keeping busy?"

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Car with flowers inside

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Sock Abduction

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"