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'Yes, yes, we love you too!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

The safest time to fly around Darling is on frosty or dewy mornings: you can clearly see the spider webs then...

Deforestation.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Author's Bio-diversity.

Jungle Stores.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Mad about Roses!

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Mother Duck.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'