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'I love hole-in-the-wall bars.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"An everything Martini, please."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Caterpillar Portrait

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Catnip for everyone."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Fried chickens.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"You've changed."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'You've changed.'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

Quiz Night...

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"What would you like me to play next?"