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'I love hole-in-the-wall bars.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Caterpillar Portrait

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Catnip for everyone."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Fried chickens.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"You've changed."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You've changed.'

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Quiz Night...

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."