Fly Lover Pillows

'Yes, yes, we love you too!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

The safest time to fly around Darling is on frosty or dewy mornings: you can clearly see the spider webs then...

Deforestation.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Frog flirting.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

Mad about Roses!

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Jungle Stores.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Mother Duck.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.