Flamingo Fashionista T-Shirts

"I got a beak job."

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Swing dancers.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

The Dandy

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Poser

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Teamwork

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Steampunk

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Fairy Queen

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'