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Won't you Charleston with me?

Swing dancers.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Hardy Annuals

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

The Dandy

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Elton John

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

Pizza London Eye

Charleston dance.

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

"I got a beak job."

Titan Arum

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

Sunflowers wearing sunglasses

Bikini Between Buildings

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps,

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

"He's had a chequered life."

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'I go for guys who aren't afraid to express themselves with flamboyant clothing.'

Tennis

1940's Fashion.