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Charleston dance.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Joined at the hipster.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Swing dancers.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"It's dress down day!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Ginger was born to dance.

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt