Flapper Fashion Fans Mugs

Charleston dance.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Swing dancers.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

The Mummy's Purse...

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"It's dress down day!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Ginger was born to dance.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Swimmer