Flamingo Fashionista Gifts

"I got a beak job."

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Hardy Annuals

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Swing dancers.

The Dandy

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Elton John

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Poser

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Teamwork

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Fairy Queen

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

Steampunk