Flamboyant Fashionista T-Shirts

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'About the head scarf: This is a place of business. Might want to tone it down.'

"He's had a chequered life."

Elton John

The Dandy

Carioca

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

A Head-Dress in 1777

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Winter Coat

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

A sweet and tender kiss

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

"What the difference between these two old men?"

Dame Edna Everage

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

"Darling, it's so this season."

Saul and the Pauls

Elton

Ask me about my thick neck.