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'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

A Macaroni in 1772

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

The Dandy

Pirate

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Tiger Costume

Little boy dragon

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Superhero

A Head-Dress in 1777

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Be 5 Again

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'