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"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

Oscar Wilde

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Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

A Macaroni in 1772

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

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Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'You had me at hell.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"I fancy tall men."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"So, back to my place?"

"I'm so shallow."