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"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

Oscar Wilde

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Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Did you say psst?.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"I fancy tall men."

"You literally take my breath away."

"I'm so shallow."

"So, back to my place?"

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'