Flamboyant Soul T-Shirts

"Yeah, the colourful display works OK I guess, but I play it cool and enigmatic, and believe me, it works..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

A Macaroni in 1772

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

The Dandy

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Shoe repair

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Attention Span Man

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Face painting - children have no faces

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Snowballs!

Medical Student

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"