Flamboyance Fan T-Shirts

'This is me at my most masculine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

Besties Photo

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

A complimentary biscuit

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Valentine man in underpants.

Poser

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

Teamwork

Ginger was born to dance.

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."