Flamboyance Fan Gifts

'This is me at my most masculine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Besties Photo

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

A complimentary biscuit

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Poser

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

Valentine man in underpants.

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

Teamwork