Flamboyant Display Fan Gifts

"It's that flasher...pretend we haven't noticed him."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A Macaroni in 1772

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Kobe Bryant

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Burlyesque

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Bath Bonfire

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Donald Trump

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Poser

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Teamwork

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'