Flambé Fanatic Gifts

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'On your blog you had big bushy eyebrows.'

Chef walking out

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Candle Portraits.

A Macaroni in 1772

Our visit to the flan factory.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Posh Easter Egg

I love bathtime.

Bake off: Flan B

Besties Photo

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Prosecco Drinker

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Bath tube with human feet.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"They looked smaller on the website."

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

Bread Stall

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'