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"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'On your blog you had big bushy eyebrows.'

Chef walking out

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

A Macaroni in 1772

Our visit to the flan factory.

Candle Portraits.

Posh Easter Egg

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

I love bathtime.

Bake off: Flan B

Besties Photo

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Prosecco Drinker

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Bath tube with human feet.

"They looked smaller on the website."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Bread Stall

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Oscar Wilde

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'