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'Fillet flambe.' '

A Macaroni in 1772

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Candles In Bed

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Oscar Wilde

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

'Never mind the flambe...I'll have the icecream.'

Chef walking out

Motorbike

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

Fire spelling the word fire

'Are you almost done? This isn't easy, you know.'

Ed Sheeran

Rosalia caricature

Flamingo misunderstands sign.

Shortly after God created Eve, He created flannel.

1940's Fashion.

A flamingo dancing the flamenco.

'Flamingos'

"Right click twice, now left click."