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Cockroach Costume

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Got outta jury duty!"

Beard, socks and sandals.

Hats

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Kangaroo Pocket

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Cool shirt."

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Still in fashion

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

"Kitten heels?"