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This building complies with the Persons with Fashion Disabilities Act

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Cockroach Costume

Hats

Kangaroo Pocket

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Cool shirt."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

Still in fashion

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

Deer with flip-flops

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."