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"Factory second."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The Food Chain

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Hats

Cockroach Costume

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Joan Crawford junior

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."