Fan Of Quirky Outfits Gifts

Cockroach Costume

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Got outta jury duty!"

Beard, socks and sandals.

Hats

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Kangaroo Pocket

"Cool shirt."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Still in fashion

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."

"Kitten heels?"

"Most people stop at the jacket."