Flamboyant Fashion Admirer T-Shirts

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Mating rituals

"Nice haircut."

The Dandy

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

A woman in prayer

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

I love tennis

A Head-Dress in 1777

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Considerate Attention

The Man in the Iron Basque!

Miley Cyrus

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

Hunter's Hat Shop

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Make me look like this."

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."