Fan Of Flamboyant Outfits Pillows

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"I was almost that last year."

A Macaroni in 1772

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

The Dandy

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Tiger Costume

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Little boy dragon

Elton John

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

Superhero

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Be 5 Again

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'