Flamboyant Trendsetter Pillows

A Head-Dress in 1777

Wealthy Peacocks.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

The Dandy

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Elton John

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Snake Dress-Up

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Love the kitten heels!'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Future Old People

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"