Fearless Trendsetter Pillows

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Snake Dress-Up

New Shades 2020

A Head-Dress in 1777

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Cuffwear, 2004

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

Which way to menswear?