Fearless Fashionista Pillows

"Pretty sure of herself, isn't she?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

The Dandy

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Naked Furniture

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Elton John

Geri Halliwell.

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

A monkey in a suit

This suits tighter than my skin!

Work clothes.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"