Fearless Fashionista Pillows

"Pretty sure of herself, isn't she?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

The Dandy

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Crocodile Shoes

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

'He's having a bad feather day.'

This suits tighter than my skin!

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Work clothes.