Fearless Trendsetter T-Shirts

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

New Shades 2020

A Head-Dress in 1777

"My dad said they used to be bands."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Future Old People

'Love the kitten heels!'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Woman who has run out of make-up

Which way to menswear?

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Cybergoths.